“You can tell a lot about a fellow's character by his way of eating jellybeans.”
More from Ronald Reagan on Humor
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“It's true hard work never killed anybody, but I figure, why take the chance?”
“You can tell alot about a fellow's character by his way of eating jellybeans.”
“The most terrifying words in the English language are: I'm from the government and I'm here to help.”
“One way to make sure crime doesn't pay would be to let the government run it.”
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