26 quotes
American actress, comedian and writer
“The best mind-altering drug is the truth.”
"If I had known what it would be like to have it all I might have been willing to settle for less."
on Success
"Why is it that when we talk to God we’re said to be praying, but when God talks to us we’re schizophrenic?"
on Faith
"To me, 'sexual freedom' means freedom from having to have sex."
on Freedom
"When I was growing up I always wanted to be someone. Now I realize I should have been more specific."
on Ambition
"Sometimes I worry about being a success in a mediocre world."
"If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question?"
on Love
"Why is it when we talk to God we're said to be praying but when God talks to us we're schizophrenic?"
"For fast-acting relief try slowing down."
on Mindfulness
"If love is the answer could you please rephrase the question?"
"The trouble with being in the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat."
on Society
"Just remember, we're all in this alone."
on Life
"Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain."
on Communication
"The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win you're still a rat."
"I said "Somebody should do something about that." Then I realized I am somebody."
on Activism
"Don't be afraid of missing opportunities. Behind every failure is an opportunity somebody wishes they had missed."
on Failure
"I've always wanted to be somebody but I see now I should have been more specific."
"Why is it when we talk to God we are said to be praying and when God talks to us we're said to be schizophrenic?"
"If love is the answer could you rephrase the question?"
"We're all in this together - by ourselves."
on Community
"The road to success is always under construction"
