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11 quotes
American actor and comedian (1951–2014)
“An alcoholic is someone who can violate his standards faster than he can lower them.”
"I'm sorry, if you were right, I'd agree with you."
on Humor
"I used to think that the worst thing in life was to end up alone. It’s not. The worst thing in life is to end up with people who make you feel alone."
on Relationships
"Death is nature’s way of saying, ‘Your table is ready."
on Death
"Spring is nature's way of saying "Let's party!""
on Nature
"No matter what people tell you, words and ideas can change the world."
on Inspirational
"You're only given a little spark of madness. You mustn't lose it."
on Creativity
"I used to think that the worst thing in life was to end up alone. It's not. The worst thing in life is to end up with people who make you feel alone."
"Some are born great. Some achieve greatness. Some get it as a graduation gift."
on Success
"There are no rules. Just follow your heart."
"Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?"
