8 quotes
American entertainer (1903–2003)
“I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into something bearable, even hopeful.”
"If you watch a game it's fun. If you play it it's recreation. If you work at it it's golf."
on Life
"If you haven't got any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of heart trouble."
on Wisdom
"A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it."
"When we recall Christmas past, we usually find that the simplest things - not the great occasions - give off the greatest glow of happiness."
on Happiness
"If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf."
on Humor
"Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle."
"You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake."
