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13 quotes
American comedian
“Be nice to your children. After all, they are going to choose your nursing home.”
"Hermits have no peer pressure."
on Society
"Everywhere is walking distance if you have the time."
on Time
"Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time."
"I intend to live forever. So far, so good."
on Humor
"I was reading the dictionary. I thought it was a poem about everything."
on Writing
"I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five."
"I was a peripheral visionary. I could see the future, but only way off to the side."
on Philosophy
"Right now I’m having amnesia and déjà vu at the same time. I think I’ve forgotten this before."
"When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane."
on Wisdom
"There is a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot."
"I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, 'Where’s the self-help section?' She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose."
"A friend of mine once sent me a post card with a picture of the entire planet Earth taken from space. On the back it said, 'Wish you were here."
on Relationships
