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8 quotes
Scottish actor and comedian
“Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that who cares? He's a mile away and you've got his shoes!”
"When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why would you keep looking after you've found it?"
on Humor
"My definition of an intellectual is someone who can listen to the William Tell Overture without thinking of the Lone Ranger."
"The desire to be a politician should bar you for life from ever becoming one.”"Don't vote. It just encourages them...."
on Politics
"Marriage is a wonderful invention: then again, so is a bicycle repair kit."
on Relationships
"I think my securities far outweigh my insecurities. I am not nearly as afraid of myself and my imagination as I used to be."
on Fear
"If you give people a chance, they shine."
on Inspirational
"Never trust a man, who when left alone with a tea cosey... Doesn't try it on."
