“Ninety percent of the politicians give the other ten percent a bad reputation.”
More from Henry Kissinger on Humor
“There cannot be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full.”
“The illegal we do immediately. The unconstitutional takes a little longer.”
“90% of the politicians give the other 10% a bad reputation.”
“The nice thing about being a celebrity is that when you bore people they think it's their fault.”
“The nice thing about being a celebrity is that, if you bore people, they think it's their fault.”
“Nobody will ever win the battle of the sexes. There is too much fraternizing with the enemy.”
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H. L. Mencken
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Ambrose Bierce
10 quotes“Apologize v: to lay the foundation for a future offence.”
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Mary West
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Will Rogers
8 quotes“The only difference between death and taxes is that death doesn't get worse every time Congress meets.”
Dorothy Parker
8 quotes“Three be the things I shall never attain: Envy, content, and sufficient champagne.”
Rodney Dangerfield
7 quotes“I found there was only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people.”
Steven Wright
6 quotes“Right now I’m having amnesia and déjà vu at the same time. I think I’ve forgotten this before.”