“The minute you read something that you can't understand, you can almost be sure that it was drawn up by a lawyer.”
More from Will Rogers on Humor
“If stupidity got us in this mess, how come it can't get us out.”
“Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.”
“We can't all be heroes because someone has to sit on the curb and clap as they go by.”
“We can't all be heroes because someone has to sit on the curb and clap as they go by.”
“Everything is funny, as long as it's happening to somebody else.”
“The only difference between death and taxes is that death doesn't get worse every time Congress meets.”
“The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected.”
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H. L. Mencken
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Sir Winston Churchill
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Ambrose Bierce
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Douglas Adams
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Mary West
9 quotes“To err is human - but it feels divine.”
Laurence Peter
9 quotes“Equal opportunity means everyone will have a fair chance at being incompetent.”
Dorothy Parker
8 quotes“The best way to keep children home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant - and let the air out of the tires.”
Henry Kissinger
7 quotes“There cannot be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full.”
Rodney Dangerfield
7 quotes“You gotta look out for number one, but don't step in number two!”
Ronald Reagan
6 quotes“You can tell a lot about a fellow's character by his way of eating jellybeans.”