“A Puritan is a person who lives in the fear that someone somewhere may be having a good time.”
More from H. L. Mencken on Humor
“Historian: an unsuccessful novelist.”
“Puritanism: The haunting fear that someone, somewhere, may be happy.”
“A judge is a law student who marks his own examination papers.”
“A prohibitionist is the sort of man one wouldn't care to drink with - even if he drank.”
“Conscience is a mother-in-law whose visit never ends.”
“Men have a much better time of it than women. For one thing they marry later. For another thing they die earlier.”
“A judge is a law student who marks his own examination papers.”
“'Tis more blessed to give than to receive for example wedding presents.”
“Puritanism - the haunting fear that someone somewhere may be happy.”
“Puritanism. The haunting fear that someone, somewhere, may be happy.”
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